This is a list of Minor Characters.

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Muscle Wisemen

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The Muscle Wisemen, specifically Secretive Muscle, Muscle Hedonist, and Wise Muscle, are a group of three muscle men found in Scum Vullage. Secretive Muscle teaches Phillip about the Mystery command, Muscle Hedonist teaches him combat tips, and Wise Muscle teaches Phillip about weaknesses.

Prince O' Bones

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Prince O' Bones is the captain of the Blood Ship. He is found in the Blood Docks. He refuses to ferry the party across to the Blood Cavern until they buy a Boat Ticket.


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Djinn is a mystic genie sought after by Rip-The-Blood. He is found after rubbing a dusty old lamp. He refuses to return Leg Horse to his original form, however he grants Phillip one of three wishes. If Phillip asks for power, Djinn gifts him a Zorg Cannon. If he asks for money, he is gifted 1000 Rubles. If he asks for happiness, Djinn gifts him "Crossing The Rivers Of You: Actualizing Your Self-Potential In 30 Days Or Less" by Paul Scudd PhD. He then turns Phillip into a fish.


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Fnir is the king of the elves found in Mystery Forest. If Phillip catches all the elves in the area, they will show him the way to the mysterious Elf Grotto, where Fnir will gift the party with Bloodsap.



Wise Lion Bubsy is the chief of Lion Village in Mystery Forest. When Spoken to, he gives the party information on his village, the elves, 20th Century Boy, the City of Forms, and the Northern Wastes.

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Dracula is a minor character found in the Northern Wastes who owns his own mansion. When interacted with, he talks about his interests with Phillip, which includes playing piano, drinking blood and smoking weed. He later reappears in Earth Birth as a party member.

Space Funeral
Party Members PhillipLeg Horse
Locations Scum VullageBone SwampBone TunnelsBlood MarshBlood DocksBlood Cavern
MalicePyramidMystery ForestLion VillageGhost ForestWastelandsCity of Forms
Enemies Skull CrabSpooky ArmSwamptroggBlood WolfGround Shark
Blood GhoulSwarthy SkullCriminalsBombdogsRip-The-Blood
Vengeful Ghoul20th Century BoySnow FrogsMome BeastMoon
Items Small BloodBig BloodBigger BloodSmall NutLarge NutSuper NutBag of NutsBig Bag of NutsBag of BloodBig Bag of BloodBibleMagic Eye PictureOld MoviePurple DrankSteakAntidoteCoin TrickBlood SapBoat Ticket
Armor and Weapons Rusty KnifeJunkyard KnifeHooked KnifeSilver SwordZorg CannonWorn Boots
Heavy BootsSteel-Toed BootsRazor BootsLaser BootsCloth PJsLeather PJsMail PJsOld PantsHeavy JeansArmored PantsFocused HatDrab HatWeightlifter HatFeathered HatBrain RingMuscle RingSpeed RingPoisonous Helmet
Misc. MysteryMinor CharactersSkillsThe Great ChangeErrors
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